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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
how Orwellian of you.
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Coming up for Air
--George Orwell
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Careful, mister, you're in the No Spin Zone.
Well, if I took you down there the I'd want to take a shower with you right away, that would be the first thing I'd do. . . yeah, we'd check into the room, and we would order up some room service and uh you'd definitely get two wines into you as quickly as I could get into you I would get 'em into you . . . maybe intraveneously, get those glasses of wine into you . . . .
You would basically be in the shower and the I would come in and I'd join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back . . . rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water . . . and um . . . you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me and I would kinda put my arm -- it's one of those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hands in it . . . and I would put it around front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard . . . 'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs . . . .
So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda kissing your neck from behind . . . and then I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business . . . .
-- Bill O'Reilly
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