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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Divorce sounds great!
I'm not being sarcastic.
This reminds me of a friend who introduces his wife as "the future ex-Mrs. Smith" and his best friend who introduces HIS wife as "my starter wife."
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At my wedding, my husband's friend came up to us, the happy couple and asked my husband "so, how's your first marriage working out so far?". Now I like this guy, but that annoyed me, so I grabbed his thumb and bent it back until he yelped in pain. It is always attractive when the bride tackles the guests. I told him "any day but the wedding day - just keep a lid on it for today". He behaved himself after that.
eta: on another topic, I box and today I showed up at work with a bloody nose. I thought the bleeding had stopped but apparently not. I'm feeling kind of like Rocky, but prettier. The partner I work for thinks I am insane.