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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Evidently, this is what grandparents are for. Notwithstanding our efforts to shield the (Not So) Tiny Slothrop (a/k/a Ti) from the evils of the world, his grandmother introduced him to Froot Loops and its wicked siblings this summer. Clearly she is the serpent and it is the apple.
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If Fruit Loops inspire biblical allusions in your mind, I cant wait to see the reaction when the grandmother starts sneaking Little Slothrop candy like a dealer feeds a junkie.
This is what grandparents
do.
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