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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I did that, too -- but if she tries it, I will catch her because I only keep brown liquor in the house, and I drink it neat.

(and wine, but we don't have enough bottles that Mrs. Not Bob wouldn't notice that one is missing)

Let her steal a little so she learns. The chicks who never got a little tipsy always wound up fucking everybody in drunken stupors when they finally "discovered" alcohol.

My folks had me make drinks for them and their friends as a kid. I guess they thought it was cute. That taught me that one should not consume a half liter of any spirit in one sitting. I never wrecked the car drunk or wound up at the hospital like so many classmates.