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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Until now, I was planning to use "goddam muse to the fucktards" as the new board motto if I ever nailed the 5K. But that would be self-quoting, and I think I learned yesterday that self-quoting is tacky, or something like that. So, if I get that elusive 5K, it's "in pursuit of imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash."
Oh, and happy Ollie Day, Paigow! May you continue to peg McBeaver in Penske's versions of my dreams.
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You and me here on the same day? You, the sole survivor of my crush list? I would call it a Happy Paigow Day since I dont know what the fuck you are talking about.
Anyway, I was gonna get personal and say "fill the void that is your personal life" but 1) that woud have been mean bc the truth hurts (though the truth could still hurt, but i hvent measurd her gash lately and can only go on hearsay, and 2) I cant let a flame of anyone go buy without some kind of Slave refernece, no matter how cryptic. Slave has brought back Gash from the basement of his fraternity.
And speaking of fraternity basements, I would choose "Beer pyramid cat" and throw in a little rendering of such:
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Oh fuck it, zipper cat is easier
can you do it? Its been a rough year.