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Originally posted by Dave
Tired of picking up guys in bars? Sick of banging the office copy boy or FedEx driver? Are you fed up with soccer-playing boob grabbers?
Maybe you can order your dream husband right here
Or maybe not.
And before you ask, I do not have a listing on the site. Now, if you need me for anything, I'll be shopping for a Russian mail-order girlfriend.
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Nice. First guy says he's 7'5" who does he think he is? Hank?
And this guy says he's a classic romantic. Yeah.
I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".
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