I feel the need to boycott Sephora.
Ollie, Flower, and Ironweed: Please get a room. You may douse yourselves in "Hummer: The Fragrance" if you wish. Please film the many varied erotic encounters in your room, and I will base my "why I love gay porn" on your film when talking to that guy at Savage Love.
ETA, we may want to get the rimming and blowing advice reposted so you can refer to it during your special alone time.