imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by cheese grits
Sweet jesus!

This reminds of fantasias that I have been having myself and brace yourself, cuz I have a revelation. In the recent past I have shared my semi-erotic dreams of Rue McClanahan with this board. A private matter to be sure.

Well, I have big news, which is hard for me to type, let alone come to grips with, its like the new truth that dare not speak its name, but the beyond the pale unbelievable has occurred, as of Saturday, I am officially out of the closet as a bigger fan of Court TV’s Nancy Grace than I am of Rue.

Oddly enough, last summer, during the Scott Peterson trial, my then best friend with benefits, Maura (name changed to protect cyber-anonymnity) called it when I was hooked on Nancy Grace’s performance on the anchor desk. Not too mention her frequent appearances on Larry King Live. At that time, I called bullshit, and said, never, never, never will I ever have a bigger celebrity fandom crush on anyone than I have on Rue. I couldn’t even predict the level of fandom it would take. But, unfortunately Maura called it. Bitch!

Either way, I’m still in shock about the whole realization. I now have the TIVO permanently set to record Closing Arguments every day and I am hoping Larry King gives her some good airtime on this Jacko trial. I can't hardly wait.

I wonder if I will dream about her?

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Cheese grits

This suggests to me a great poll topic. Who is the best Newber of 2005? To date, of course.

I know I am supposed to be the first to respond to my own poll, but I don't want to skew the voting!