Fucking Social Security, fucking parents
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I tried to file my taxes electronically this year, but they were rejected because my dob does not match what Social Security has on file.
So I get to spend a day on line at the Social Security office, filling out forms, observing humanity at it's best and figuring out if I am older, younger than I am, or if my parents are idiots for filling the form out incorrectly all those many years ago.
Fuck.
So which office should I go to? The one downtown or the one in the low income neighborhood that is closer to my home. I want to be entertained with good people watching if I have to stand on line for hours.
(Where exactly is my birth certificate?)
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I can't belive how helpful I've been all in one day. You're screwed. This happened to me and luckily I knew what date they thought it was (b/c I'd received some random IRS mailing 6 mos earlier and dnoticed my birth month was a month off and thought it was just a machine typo)...I went to the SS office and they said it would take several weeks to straighten out and to just put the wrong date on my efiling and it would go through and next year use the correct number....well, somehow the SS admin forgot to keep pushing my "correction" and it actually took a few months. File with the wrong date i tell you (if you want to efile) or file with the correct date on paper. Don't wait for them to straighten it out.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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