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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Kinda like Dan Rather, you mean?
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speaking of has-beens who have been relegated to the dustbin of the socialist revolution that never was' history, today's breaking news from Chris Matthews:
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The 2008 Presidential campaign will not include Al Gore. I'm reporting tonight that the former Vice President and 2000 Democratic Presidential nominee will not run for President. I've been given this scoop from a perfect source who informed me that the purpose of this disclosure at this time is to end speculation about a campaign that will never occur.[/b/]
Ho hum. And my crystal says that any day now Jimmy Carter, George McGovern, Walter Mondale, Mike Dukakis and Hubert Humphree will be making similar announcements, thrashing the hopes of tens of supporters the blew states over.
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