Curiosities in the public record

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by MisterEbola
"Jose Manuel Miguel Xaviar Gonzales, in a few short weeks it will be spring. The snows of winter will flee away. " [remainder of florid prose omitted]

Until I read the last line and the date, I figured the guy was probably a drug mule busted with a couple of kilos stuffed under the spare tire.