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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I was listening to Stern in the basement yesterday while getting some laundry. Stern was talking about penis size averages. I scoffed that 6 was average, but sure enough, with aid of a tape measure, I performed an informal review and determined that, low and behold, I am average in every regard.
And no, I didn't fluff myself at all. Totally flaccid.
ETA: I have an old clock radio in the basement.
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Was he talking average flaccid, or average erect?
Oh, wait, I forgot, there's no difference for you.
I would hide in the basement to listen to Stern too -- good call.
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