Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Has everyone heard his pre-rehab voicemails?

2/3 of the way down the page on this site: http://www.screenhead.com/funny/oddi...icemail-036643

Close your office door before you listen.

And I haven't played yet, but there's a resulting game: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/227154

Check out also the blog that sprung up: I'm stuck in Rehab with Pat O'Brien.

Example:

• We watched the NCAA men's final last night. Was surprised to discover how big a fan Whitney Houston is of college basketball. She knew the stats of every player.
  
  "Sean May is better than Night Court!" she'd say every time North Carolina's star player made a shot.
  
  I had Illinois in the pool, so I wasn't too happy about the outcome. "Warren" won the thing and vowed not to spend the winnings on Mexican speedballs.
  
  I believed him.
  
  Pat O'Brien ruined my favorite part of night, "One Shining Moment," the montage of tournament highlights that closes out the broadcast every year. He told Luther Vandross anecdotes throughout the whole thing.
  
  "Luther is my homie," he boasted. "We ran with the same gang in a fat farm one summer."
  
  "Please be quiet, Pat," I said.
  
  "He asked me to be an extra in his 'Power of Love' video, but I couldn't do it that day. Had to interview Joan Van Ark."
  
  "Pat! Please!"
  
  "Luther sang at my 45th birthday. That was special. He told me he wouldn't sing for just anybody at their birthday party. That meant he liked me. He liked me a lot."
  
  "Shut up, Pat!"
  
  "Haven't seen him since his stroke," Pat O'Brien said. "Sick people creep me out."
  
  And then he buried his face in his hands and cried.