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One More Reason to be afraid of the Patch
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
The racoons will take care of themselves. They are angry mean animals - no matter how cute they look. They are also cat killers.
Do not, for any reason, protect the pigeons. They are shit with wings. They shit everywhere. It's all they do. You can kill those godforsaken mourning doves too. Smaller brown shit with wings that coo coo early in the fucking morning.
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Had a law school classmate from a small town in Kentucky. Every year, his town had a contest where the winner would get to go to the top of the courthouse with a rifle and shoot as many pigeons as he could in an hour or so. It was apparently quite the civic event, hosted by the mayor. Boy scouts with pillow cases would run around and pick up the carcasses (what they did with them later, I have no idea). Perhaps you'd like to attend?
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