Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

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Originally posted by tmdiva
I didn't see anything on the winner, Miss North Carolina (I think they picked her just because they won the championship, because she was certainly not the most interesting of the final 5),

under the rules of the pageant, I thought whether they were interesting was entirely irrelevant. All that matters is their TITS!