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Originally posted by LessinSF
Speaking of which, what the fuck is wrong with women and "romance." Wake up - we know you are all suckers for candles, beaches, or anything else that is so-called "romantic." We don't care. We are using your simplistic, media-created, prejudices to take advantage of you. A canal ride through Venice is not romantic. It is a canoe through a filth-infested sewer, poled by an unwashed misogynist who can't hold a tune, that gives us a change to grope you.
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Romance? Who the fuck wants romance? I want a fridge full of beer, a carton of smokes, a baseball (hockey in season) game on the tube in the rec room and for everyone to leave me the fuck alone. Wanna romance me? How about wiping your pubes off your fucking toilet once in a while or not serenading me with various bodily noises and accompanying olfactory sensations? I am watching the fucking game so shut up already and take your stinky ass a few feet further away, there are two fucking couches in here so why aren't you on the other one? Sheesh. Oh yeah, I am reading the Harry Potter series now (I am always late to the party) so don't touch my fucking books.
Edited to explain that I am a bit crabby today because I was rudely interrupted numerous times during the game last night and then my beloved Braves were routed because I was not able to give them the full benefit of my attention and complete any of the spells I was casting on the Phillies. :devil:
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