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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister's lab (it's always labs isn't it?) at about nine months old had to be rushed to the vet after dining on a dead squirrel. It wasn't even his first trip to the vet after something he ate.* The DD, having shared the meal, suffered from the squirts but otherwise showed no ill effects.
*That honor goes to the seran wrapped sandwich he ate about three hours after I finally went to sleep after having just finished the Texas Bar Exam and not having slept well in about three weeks and at all in the previous three days. He was three months old, and my sister needed someone to keep her calm as she discovered that he liked the hydrogen peroxide she was pouring down his throat to get him to throw up.
He ate a dead mouse a few weeks ago, and refused ipecac (he knows what it is now). I think he ate a cooked chicken bone on Monday. I'm surprised he's lived this long, and that's not even counting the number of times people have actively wanted to kill him.
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My post-college roomate's puppy ate:
1. About $50 worth of marijuana (doesn't sound like a lot, but that's a lot of pot for a dog that weighs less than 10 pounds). He was fucking stoned out of his mind and we were both petrified that he would die. My friend took him to the vet, but at that point, he had to just ride it out. He just kept leaning over, drooling and had his eyes 3/4th shut.
2. A Shishkebab stick. Whole. Mind you, the stick was about 80% the length of his body. He was in tremendous pain, couldn't move at all. We couldn't figure out what was wrong with him. The x-rays the vet took were unbelievable.
3. About $75 worth of weed (my roomate was a big smoker). Apparently he had a good high the first time and needed more to maintain once he got bigger.
My roomate never trained that damn dog, so if he could reach it, he would eat it. That, combined with the fact that he was a slob and smoked with a bunch of other bluntheads on sega league night, who then all ordered a bunch of shit, ate it and left everything lying around after they finally passed out at 6:30 am, did not make for a healthy combination.
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