Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Midlife crisis?
Will he sleep with his ex-wife's sister?

Tom Cruise's new girlfriend, Katie Holmes, was four years old when he starred in "Risky Business."

Cruise, 42, and Holmes, 26, have been dating a few weeks, Cruise’s publicist and sister, Lee Anne DeVette, said Wednesday.

Holmes is best known for starring in the TV show “Dawson’s Creek,” and the movies “Wonder Boys” and “Pieces of April.” She will co-star with Christian Bale in this summer’s “Batman Begins.”

2 Questions, 1 - what is she thinking?
2 - what is he thinking?
So dude, do you totally like want to go clubbing or what?

How is this different from Ashton and Demi? Is there some sort of requirement that adults date people of their generation? This makes him a loser, I take it?