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Originally posted by paigowprincess
New.
I think it may be linked to my secretary's perfume. Ode to Summer's Eve?
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I thought those things used vinegar. Which is a good thing to know if you bring back take out salad and realize they forgot the dressing.
"Oh, Katherine, could you come here... I need a favor..."
I'm willing to bet nowehere, anywhere on this earth, has anyone ever turned to anyone and said "Excuse me, I'm out of salad dressing. You look like you douche. You wouldn't happen to have an extra bottle of the vinegar kind handy, would you?"