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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Touching- A man so in love with his wife that his body shuts down after she dies.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/14/sp...s/14lewis.html

and the one about the 33 yo novelist who shot himself. Had finacee anda kid. tragic and selfish move.

This reminds me of a priceless line:

"I can't even kill myself. I'm not published. You can't kill yourself before you're published."

"What about that guy who wrote Confederacy of Dunces? He killed himself before he was published."

That line alone made Sideways worth watching.