Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
So, Friday night I get together with some sorority sisters and eventually we hook up with Commando Boy and some of his friends at a local bar that I have been to all of once before. Guess who else is at the bar: the ex Mr. Kiss. Nice. Truly fantastic. Of all the bars, why did you have to walk into mine.

Yada, yada, yada I proceed to become severely intoxicated and invite people over for an afterbar. Guess what I forgot? My keys. What to do, what to do. I KNOW!!!!! I will ask Commando Boy to break in! So he does!!!! Then we have a loud afterbar! It takes until 7 p.m. the next day to get the door fixed!!!!

My neighbors really hate me. They really, really hate me.

I. AM. AWESOME.

It must be your spirit.

TM