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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Does the artificial vagina come with a pistol? Because when you've hit that nadir, its time to consider just ending things. I can see banging a blow up doll (had a buddy in college who did that for cash... those photos will haunt him...[why his fraternity brothers paid for that act still troubles me]). There's some comedy and a "hey, I tried that" factor to such an act. Shit, you could use such an experience as an anecdote of a sort at the right sort of party... But the "pocket pussy" (which is improerly named, BTW) is the sort of thing you get when you're a 359lb mailman on disability, burning his days watching Skinemax and dreaming of "someday getting that RV running and going to see Montana." Its just time to end things.
Why not? Dan Ackroyd said on Letterman that he looks forward to seeing Belushi "on the other side." Sounds better than screwing a pocket pussy. But I wonder what age you are and what you look like after "crossing over"? I sent an email to the folks who write the "Left Behind" books looking for an answer. Tim LaHaye didn't answer, except to say we're all nude. I don't want to see Tim LaHaye nude. Which makes me very glad I'm an incorrigible sinner.
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You should be more sensitive. Fringey is thinking of dating an artificial tongue, and maybe the guy with the pocket pussy is just getting off while waiting for something better- like back when we flipped coins to see who got spooky's sister first.
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