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Old 06-21-2005, 06:33 PM   #11
LessinSF
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Agreed. But to do that, you need about fifteen minutes or so for it to get fully soft. If I get some morning action, I'm really rushing... I mean, I'm usually forcing a stiff beligerent penis into my pants, grabbing my phone and cloth briefcase and flying out the door... I'm surprised I haven't been arrested for sporting wood at the train station.

I have no idea why the damn thing stays up after its done. I think I broke it/trained it improperly years ago.
Agreed, which is why on those days, if you must go commando, try wrapping some toilet paper around it, but be sure to keep adjusting the TP in your pants to keep it over the tip as you slowly get flaccider.
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