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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The party I went to yesterday had 40s. It has been quite some time since I last enjoyed the unique flavors that make up malt liquor and I was shocked that these flavors weren't quite as subtle as I remembered.
I watched some of the fireworks on HD last night. Same thing every year, except this year Mariah Carey performed. And this is where it gets good.
So I'm watching her sing some generic pop song and, as usual, she is wearing very little clothing. The thing about Mariah, though, is that she is a big woman. Not overly fat by any stretch, but she is thick. Beyonce thick in the legs and her waist is now way past what she thinks it is (or what it should be given the clothes she wears). "What's the point?" you may ask (and I commend you for staying focused; clearly you haven't had a 40 in a long time). I'm looking at her and something ain't right. Short shorts and a half-top show off her abs, which are defined. This is really bothering me, since when she leans to the sides, a clear roll of fat appears. I pause the show and look closer.
Mariah Carey has drawn a six pack on her stomach. Let me repeat that. Mariah Carey has drawn a six pack on her stomach. She shaded the sides and actually drew lines where abs would be on a person who was in shape (with shading underneath each to make them look contoured). Now, that is sad. Couldn't be sadder.
Seen this weekend: Sandra Bernhard at the playground. She is indeed as ugly in person as she appears to be on tv.
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Madonna drew a sixpack on herself in that last movie she made that did not fare well critically or at the box office.
We sat next to Sandra Bernhard at the ivy when she was pregnant. I would say she is as uniquely beautiful in person as she is on the screen. And apparently agteless as I think she is closing in on fifty.
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