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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
IRELAND -- Irish women are especially fond of capturing leprechauns and forcing them to become sex slaves while the women's husbands are working the mines. "Those leprechauns are really small, but not all over, if you catch my drift," blushes Mary McCallister, 27, of Dublin. "I like to get undressed, crawl under my rainbow- design quilt, and then order my leprechaun to climb inside and try to locate the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/sex/61274

I allus knew dat Mary McCallister was nuttin but a durty hoo-er.