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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Estimate how many donut holes make up a donut. 7? 10? Could someone eat 7 donuts in 10 minutes? 5?
I could eat 5. Probably not 7.
I ate 10 hot dogs at a Cubs game once. On a bet, of course.
Apropos of nothing, I was the guy in court who Sebby would have made fun of today. I came into the office wearing khakis and a short-sleeve shirt (golf shirt), brown belt and brown shoes...and was immediately told that I needed to cover something for a partner. Well, the suit that is normally hanging on my door was being cleaned. I only had a grey suit jacket, a white dress shirt and a tie hanging on my door. This line from Pulp Fiction properly describes how I looked in court:
The Wolf: You guys look like... What do they look like, Jimmie?
Jimmie: Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.
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My college roommate used to eat a half-dozen inside 10 minutes, easy.