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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You have severely missed out on a shitload of awesome women if you avoided geek havens.
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Beautiful Woman does not attend geek conventions. She might have interest in geek things, but she is never able to stop the voices in her head that tell her that Beautiful Woman must not seem too smart. The inability to find creative outlets that are not beneath her drive Beautiful Woman further into insanity and sometimes lead to unfortunate outfit choices on the Red Carpet. But what is Beautiful Woman to do? She has worked so long to attain the Beautiful Woman mystique. One word to anyone that she attended the Star Trek convention in Pasadena and she will be permanently banned from the Playboy Mansion. And there is not enough Klingon makeup in the world to hide the identity of Beautiful Woman. Poor poor Beautiful Woman.