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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did you read the piece in the Times about how studies show people personable waiters better, and that service usually isn't the prime deciding factor in tip size? It was in last week's oped section.
I do 25% if the person is exceptionally nice and super and I've loved the meal and am pretty drunk. I'll also tip way extra if I don't feel on dealing with getting change for the bills I have.
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No, I didn't see that article. But I hope this concept of being personable does not inspire more servers to bend at the knees, rest their arms on the table, and say "Hey, guys, I'm Justin, I'll be your server tonight, okay guys? Awesome."
Justin, I don't care what the fuck your name is. I can't remember the names of law school classmates, former colleagues, or even certain partners in my firm who could actually help my career. Your name has no chance of being lodged in my memory, even for the duration of this meal, which has already been rendered too long by your lengthy introduction. Oh, and my due date is none of your business, in fact, I'm not even pregnant. Now please stand up and go get me a margarita and an ashtray.