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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, a friend of mine has a gf (long distance) and she wants to give him a gift, in the form of a threesome. They've tried a few times to rope a third girl in. One time with a stripper, but that fell through when she said she was only a lesbian.

Another time they spent like five hours with a couple at some swingers bar. The potential other girl's guy wanted to watch her with someone else and she was all for it (or so it seemed), and I think the three of them even fooled around a bit at the club. Unfortunately, the couple excused themselves to go to the bathroom before they were all supposed to go back to the hotel room and just disappeared. (Doh.)

So, finally, this guy is in a good situation. He and his gf are in Vegas and have a hot girl interested (she's hotter than his gf, which, as you will see, isn't good). She's all for it. They talk for a long time and he pounds straight vodka after vodka (I guess to loosen himself up). He ends up toe-up-drunk. Shit faced. But that's okay, because they're all still on their way back to the room to get it on.

Back at the hotel, this guy gets into a fight with his gf and says (no joke), the following: "You know, I don't really even want you involved in this at all." GF leaves. Other girl leaves. He passes out.

When he wakes up the next morning, he doesn't remember anything past getting in the cab. His gf is gone and is not answering her phone. Six hours pass and he finally gets a call from his gf right before he boards his flight. She tells him that they're done. Finished. Kaput. (A few days later she tells him why.)

First of all, why get that drunk? Wouldn't you want to be able to enjoy it or at least remember it?

Second of all, there's really nothing to say about his comment other than to ask, "Did he really want to have one?" I mean, that's just inexcusable.

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