Psst. Balt! Instead of jewelry, try this...
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen

That's a $1500 vibrator in case you are wondering. Yes. You heard me. Fifteen hundred dollars.
http://www.makeyoublush.com/catalog/...ld_4424823.htm
For $1500, this thing better climb out of the drawer on its own, wake me up by whispering in my ear, take its time removing my clothing, suck my nipples, lick my clit, slam me up against the wall, clean me up with a warm, wet washcloth and light my cigarette for me afterwards.
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Are you taking bids? I can pencil this out at lower than $1500.
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