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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Let me get the stats on this gal and get back to you. But so far we have
-Five Towns
-Went to Tufts
-Daddy furnished apartment in Pink Leather?
-Went around bragging how she helped Daddy discover Tracy Chapman (who also went ot Tufts)
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1. J.A.P.
J.A.P.
Jewish American Princess; a bitchy, spoiled, golddigging Jewish female; Raised in a wealthy household, selfish, high-maintenance to the point of sheer insanity, stuck-up, the worst woman to date/marry on planet earth, yet deemed the most desirable by jewish mothers, who attempt to force them down the throats of their unsuspecting sons (all for the sake of perserving "Jewish Heritage.")
A Female who collects designer fashion items and status symbols (including men).
Bane to the existence of dating men. The key to an unhappy relationship for the rest of your life. Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing jewish female.
References:
See www.jdate.com or refer to the "She put the Jew in Jewess Jeans" classic Saturday Night Live skit for examples.
"Jdate is full of J.A.P.'s."
"That girl is a total J.A.P."
"What an f_ing J.A.P.!"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=J.A.P.
"Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing jewish female."
Let's see.... check. check. check. check. check. check.
Yup. That's me.
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