I'm sure this will offend the more religious posters out there, who will see this as an attack on their beliefs. Tough.
[Spree: news story on Pat Robertson clarifying his death wish to the Court]
Pat Robertson, asking for God to "Retire" Three Liberal Justices
Dear God:
Pick Three, any Three. Perhaps one of the sick ones could fall down the stairs through the grace of your mercy.
Your faithful servant,
Pat