Meh.

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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
My colleague received this email from a fellow attorney. Would anyone go for this? There was a picture of a long, but needle-like penis attached. Guy is named Hoffman so we know he is circumcised. I don't know how to upload it. I can forward it to anyone interested. Also, I have contact info if this is your cup of tea. Here it is:

Do you want, no, NEED to be licked and sucked into ecstacy and then fucked hard, for hours? Are you looking for a real, true, honest man to pull your hair while you get pounded from behind? Are you really just a filthy little girl, looking for the one guy who can do you justice? Does a fit, muscular body and a strong heart and soul turn you on? Do you want to be licked, sucked, teased, and fucked, worshipped, and worship me in return....like the sex queen you know you are? Are you so sexy that you cant believe it yourself? Do you think about want your face being cock_slapped? Light, or hard?Do you constantly play with your pussy, dreaming of someone who could do all the things to you that you really want, but are maybe scared to ask for?

I'm a real man, fit and attractive, tall and muscular, and very unsatisfied. Are you out there? Have you been looking for me as hard as I have been looking for you? If you answered yes to these questions......there's only one way to find out.

And please be ready.........we do not want to waste alot of time e_mailing as we are adults who know what we want, aren't we?

"a lot" is TWO WORDS, dammit. No go.