Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
For the internet record I did not say Fringey was jolly. Jolly may well imply fat- I said she was always in a good mood. I am the one who proved Fringey looked like Kirstey Alley circa Cheers. Despite flower's invective I am not one to insult her.

And also, for the record, I have never, and probably will never, Whiff at a PLF post. Whiffing means one does not get the underlying message of a post. PLF's posts take many strange and unpredicted turns. But no matter the style, the underlying message of every PLF post I have read is:

• I hate my life, all life generally and all people. I do not understand or experience joy or happiness. To manisfest my complete unhappiness I will now lash out, unprovoked, at someone who did little else than post some small thought on an anon lawyers chat board. For one brief moment I will feel a small bit better- then I will steep back down into my misery.

Sometimes I try and reply to flower by agreeing with him, to try and help him work towards a better mindset- like maybe having a friend will help. Sometimes I try and attack back- more often I simply say a silent prayer.

But I never misunderstand the underlying message- Never.

Translation:

I am a small, small man. Both figuratively and literally. And I tend to use the word "and" when it would be more correct to use the word "to."