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Originally posted by i was penske
Hmmmmmmm, one of the top two new blogs I have read in the last month.
After reading all 11 entries, plus comments, the key lesson an oppressed, overworked, underappreciated, all around fantastic husband should take away is, control the money . Without the ability to hijack the cheese, these nags sound powerless. I suppose the vaunted "blowjob embargoe" could have an affect, but then again, if you control the finances, blowjobs are just another commodity.:beer:
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My tips:
1. Hang out with slackers (your not playing vids, doing nothing but watching tv and baking yourself to a puddle after work every day will make you look like a great husband by comparison);
2. Don't be a stereotypical 'guy's guy' (i.e., get fat, start requesting blow jobs during hockey games, start doing wing nites with dolt buddies);
3. Fuck her a lot and make her come (its the only thing that truly shuts them up, and it's easy and fun... why every guy doesn't follow this simple rule is beyond me).
If you bang your wife a good deal and stay in relatively good shape, you can get away with bloody murder. I'm ridiculously immature and self absorbed, but I like nailing the Mrs, and she keeps the body tight as a drum, so I keep coming back for more. It's a perfect vicious cycle.
I wish I could translate my relationship luck into work luck. It's like I reserve the only good decisions for use in the home. Guess it could be worse... I wouldn't want to waste them in this shithole Thing I Do...
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