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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'll be hanging out and think, "maybe I should masturbate." But then I'll think "fuck... thats so much work." Then I'll start, get distracted and go into the kitchen and eat some trail mix and have a beer. I'll read a magazine and won't get back to masturbating for a hour. By then, I'll feel like going to bed, so I'll just get it over with and hope to pass out.
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You think you feel bad now? Just wait until the first time your kid says "mom, dad's in the kitchen eating trail mix with his cock out again." You'll be heading straight for the garage, locking all the doors and starting the engine.
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