Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This leads me to the next topic. One Ocean View. It's a short (6 episodes) reality show in the same vein as The Real World. I know Usman. And Usman is the most compelling, vain, ridiculous person I know. You must watch. He arrived via speed boat in a suit with a Pink, banker shirt.

Here are some examples of what he said in last night's episode:

1. Every day is the best day of my life because I truly believe I get better looking every day. When I wake up, it's the best day yet because I know I'm better looking than I was yesterday. No, I'm completely serious. [And he is -- completely serious, that is.]

2. Let's go out. I hope there aren't going to be any fat girls there.

3. You kidding, dude? There are four girls in this house. We shouldn't have to clean anything.

4. [In response to what his goals were for the summer, after hearing people say shit like, "Make new friends" or "Be open to a new, meaningful relationship"] I'm looking to pick up girls.

5. [On phone] Hello? It's Usman, that handsome guy you met at the bar tonight...the one with the nice house.

6. Why do I get models? Because I'm good looking and rich. That's why.

7. [Something about liking his women barefoot and pregnant.]

And no, he's not kidding. Here's to you, Usman. May this be the last time you are photographed without a beer in its original container.



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But he was pretty funny in his 1st movie though he sucked in Batman: