Ok, my friend just sent me a link to the funniest thing ever. Above the Law is holding a contest to find the hottest ERISA lawyer in America.
http://www.abovethelaw.com/2006/08/a...risa_la.php#mo
You can't make this shit up, people.
Now, I can only win this thing with your help. So if you know me and want to nominate my ass, send me a PM and I will send pictures (clothed, unfortunately).