Attention Canada Board Posters:
It has come to the attention of many that the Canada board, much like the nation of the same name, is in need of new leadership.
The hateful talk and vicious words that recently plagued this board have been deleted. We now sit here with the potential healing powers of this tabula rasa, ready to rebuild the Canadian empire of Lawtalkers in peace.
I hereby declare me, Pushy the Puppy, to be the new leader of the Canada board. Following are the new rules:
(1) No references to beavers, caribou or lemurs.
(2) No cussing in Canadian.
(3) No cursing in Canadian.
(4) No references to Alanis Morissette. Such references are very 1990's.
(5) No references to Canada as a sovereign nation.
(6) No pissing and bitching about Quebec.
(7) No poster is permitted to use an emoticon of neutral or negative facial expression; unless it is the "disappointed" emoticon ( :hmm: ), which is the closest Canadians come to a normal human smile.
(8) No arguments regarding the supremacy of Canadian bacon over real bacon.
Any infraction of these rules will result in immediate expulsion from this board. We do not want another escalation like the notorious
Newfoundland thread that led to this board's recent suspension and the expunging of all prior posts.
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Pushy the Puppy
Royal Prime Minister President,
Canada, Regional Forum, Lawtalkers.com
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