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Originally posted by bridge of love
I know shaving your dick to make it look bigger could be seen as an "experiment," and no one is saying you need to puff, but your second paragraph point of conveying the image of a lawyer who is insecure in his physique might have been stronger if it didn't follow your shaving description. think-seperate posts
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Well, I didn't disclose all relevant facts. First, I didn't need to make my package look bigger. I'm on the better endowed side of average (I'm not fully Irish). But why the hell not experiment? So, no... there's not a stitch of insecurity. Perhaps boredom, perhaps a touch of latent metrosexuality, but not insecurity. Hell, I'm hitched anyway... If I was small she wouldn't have married me, and I've got no one to impress... although the Mrs. very much did dig the trim factor. She claims its much more attractive when trimmed...
Anyway, since you're new, I have a habit of contradicting my own positions within the same post, so don't mind me. My grey matter is rather weatherbeaten and perhaps even a tad defective, but occasionally every blinf pig finds an acorn, so I'm good for a pearl of wisdom or a laugh from time to time.
S(hardly the court jester, sometimes the court drunk, and never the wise moderate elder)D