Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So today's discussion is post-partum sex? Has someone notified lactation lover?

Or, how about this article from the Village Voice, which I saw on Gawker about married people who never get laid? It's enough to make a spinster cry:

Carmichael might as well have poked me with a cattle prod. What she says is true. I have been in a monogamous relationship with my showerhead. It is not right. It is not a marriage.

This is when I hear myself say, a little too loudly, "I need it, Carmichael." People stare at me, but I can't stop myself. I've totally lost control. "You know what? You're right. I am going home and fucking J.P. tonight. Even if he is working late. Even if I am comatose when he gets home. Even if I don't remember how, and even if there are three kids in my bed."

There is spontaneous applause and a smattering of cheers from my fellow City Bakery diners. The cashier buys me a cookie. Carmichael takes me to 14th Street for some racy underpants. I am full of hope. I will ride that horse, even if it kills me. We ride home to Brooklyn on the F train, bound for glory.

Village Voice link