A Black Hole of Happiness

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I watched "I eat 33,000 calories a day" last night. i think it was on discovery network. Anyways, it was about 5 or 6 really really fat people, like 500-800 pounds. they showed them each basically nude or in underwear, and they also showed a table piled with all they food they eat in a normal day. My favorite was this 800 lb. black guy who figured "fuck it" and started eating more food off the table even though he had already eaten all of that that day, and even though the stuff on the table was to illustrate a point- he was like "I'll illustrate the point!' Tough love can't stop a hungry gut.

Anyway every 10 minutes or so they cut to some scientist-yawn who babbled about hormones and genetic makeup and crap. It was really like in old porno where they had to stick in educational content or it was illegal, redeeming social value, and a scientist would talk about how the behavior was normal, given the girl's abnormality. But everyone knows what we are looking at it for.

The bacon and eggs from the British pubs looked really good. I wonder if I was born in the UK, would I still be a perfect specimen?

Felt fucked up to watch that while going through a whole bag of ruffles and a quart of sour cream and onion dip, but what the fuck.