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Originally posted by purse junkie
Are you impressed, or repulsed?
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It's kind of a sliding scale, starting at impressed and moving rapidly to repulsed when you realize that instead of pointing out her dessert on the dessert cart she's cartjacked it and is stuffing the whole thing into her gaping (there's that word again) piehole...
And for the record, my current priorities are:
1. Sex
1. Mrs. Hand and the little fingers
3. Football (Pro and College)
4. Sex
5. Booze
6. Good Food
7. Sex
8. Pining for hockey season
9. High-end electronics (Especially Plasma HDTV's, stereo equipment and XM).
10. European Sportscars
11. Sex
12. Porn (see Sex, infra. and supra.)
13. Sex
14. Planning Vegas trip (see Sex and Porn)
15. Work (though the people I work with don't agree)
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