There's an action figure for everyone these days. Even librarians.
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/09/21/fashion/21ACTI.html
(Spree: tame NYTimes article with pictures of clothed action figures)
And porn stars.
http://www.jeff-stryker.com/actionfigure.html
(Spree: semi-nekkid anatomically correct action figure with fully posable penis).
But no need for action figure envy. You too can have your own action figure, for a price:
http://www.herobuilders.com/cusacfig.html (more clothed action figures)
So for your Monday consideration, what would your action figure look like? What kind of accessories and clothing?
Edited to note that these custom action figures aren't all that expensive. It might be the perfect deal toy for that client whose bills approach the national debt level. And if said client is a little vain, a serious suck-up opportunity.