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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You, of course, look like a 90-yr-old partner who is trying to conceal his age by using a photograph from college as his picture on the firm website. The advanced age may explain the leakiness.
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I guess differential equations III prevented you from taking a survey course in Modern Am. Lit, BTIOT
I don't get why 90 year old partners would hide the age. Here at the staid white shoe firm of Ghone Crew Societz, we make people quit at 65 five, turn the spigot right off, these guys haven't done anything since 50. BUT if I can somehow blackmail my way into still being on the tit at 90, I guarentee I will use an internet picture making me look old for my age.
Anna Nicole inspired a whole new type golddigger. The smarter ones surf the net looking for rich guys about to die. Right now there are 22 year old blonds in trailer parks across ARk, Okl etc googling "senior partner" and looking for guys with $$$ who will die soon. So I'll have an old picture- for sure- and someday your grandkids will hopefully be on here* talking about the Betty Jo Leeking show, and Rufus' ashes on the TV.
*except it might be telepathic by then
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