The best invention in the world
assuming that the teleporter isn't up and running yet.
Traffic signal changing device
I've harbored fantasies of bending the traffic lights (especially on those streets running east-west in between 288 and the 59 spur all the way from the med-center to downtown) to my will for years now.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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