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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I need you guys to do me a favor. I need you to approach every gay man you know, and tell them you need them to pass along a message to whatever Trilateral Commission of Gay Men makes trend decisions in this country. Doubtless, all of them will look at you like they don't know what you're talking about, but some of them will be faking. These men know who to call.
I need you to tell them to tell the Commission to instruct all 13- to 24-year-old girls to stop plucking their fucking eyebrows. I was served my double tall cap this morning by two women with completely drawn-in eyebrows. They looked like goth clowns or something. This has got to stop. It's like women are now looking at their already-too-thin eyebrows the way an anorexic looks at dangling earlobes --- a fucked-up message that says "keep going, you're on the right track, almost done, just a little left to go."
That is all.
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You're going to have to talk to Penske and PLF, because this request needed to be made years and years ago. Women like:
have heavily influenced gay culture to such an extent that the pencilled-in eyebrow is ingrained.
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