I finished watching three hours' worth of PBS on string theory. Let me just say this: I think they're making it up. I go on record as saying that string theory is total fucking bullshit. I think it's a bunch of Trekkies with PhDs who want to believe in wormholes and 11 dimensions and parallel universes, some of which may contain hot chicks who might sleep with them but alas cannot without causing a matter/anti-matter explosion.
My question is, if you have a goatee in this universe, does your evil doppelganger from a neighboring dimension have no goatee? Or one on top of the other? Is there a merely cranky dimension where they just have soul patches?
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