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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Isnt Paris not unlike the so-called social xray, skinny, titless, Carolyn Bessette you all hate, but with a so-so face full of tacky makeup and a really brass highlight job? Why do you want to see her fuck>?
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Yesterday, friend called Paris a Cleveland Brown. I asked him what this meant, and he replied, "nice uniform, ugly helmet." I still don't understand because I don't think Cleveland's uniforms are that nice or their helmets that ugly. I really wouldn't want to see them fuck, but I might watch a video if it were available, just out of curiosity.
In other FB football news, Teddy Lehman, the All-Everything linebacker for the OU Sooners, said in an interview that his favorite movie was The Big Lebowski. Perhaps we can arrange for him to be drafted by the Redskins. After all, if Paris gets Brian Urlacher, certainly our paigow merits a linebacker as well.