What I Learned In School Today
Female lawyers are victims.
Male lawyers are victims.
White lawyers are victims.
Black lawyers are victims.
Lawyers with kids are victims.
Lawyers without kids are victims.
Associates are victims.
We are all not what we claim we are.
Men rule the world.
Women rule the world.
Men are victims.
Women are victims.
We are all assholes, suck, and should shut the fuck up.
Actually, that last one was true, and, with it, I am shutting up for several days.
P.S. Flinty, monkeys are victims too.
P.P.S. Insurance lawyers are the biggest victims of them all
P.P.P.S. I'll even admit that Paigow is a victim, but she deserves it.
P.P.P.P.S Arby is not a victim, she's a bitch, she's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch.
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Boogers!
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